i think its time to upgrade myself

After reading some Brochures , i came up with a list.


Bullshit filter
1metre radius anti salesperson shield
Ah Beng repellent
A new set of skills
8Gb RAM for my brain
10000cc horsepower for my legs
Idiot detector
Inbuilt photographic memory
Vocal range of 20Hz to 20000Hz
Mind reader ver2.4
Muscle upgrades


Well. thats just naming a few
Have a nice day = )