I,ll let you in on a secret.

Well, of course it won't be a secret anymore...but whatever.

I,m trying to model myself so that i end up looking like chace crawford.
you know? Nate archibald?









See the resemblance?

so...what the hell ya?
I,m like blogging about everything except my personal life and feelings.
But who gives a shit about those anyway lol.

Ok.
So, I got out Robin(for those of you who dont know who robin is, its my guitar)
changed her strings, gave her a good polish and started learning how to be a god.
You're looking for my sudden inspiration to play and definition of god?

Here you have it


and here


Homemade videos by that guy/girl which rock ass and totally started me playing Mr.Crowley and Jet to Jet although i can barely play half of that thing.

Yea. Its pretty awesome shit.
and Shit you say?
Yes!
Shit.

But you must be wondering where and when i started speaking like this.
"Omg Gtfo you loser"
or in the classroom,
"In my opinion, Gorbachev and his foreign policies although srsly phail actually turned out to be pretty good shit"
or in the toilet,
"Damn i needa take a shit"

But anyway, the point is my language basically has shit littered all over it.

Of course, you're also wondering.
Where do i get my cooking skillz from? Why am i pro at cooking?
I mean, its not like i study cooking or watch a ton of cooking shows besides Jamie Oliver,Iron Chef and the occasional Yan(Which is retarded srsly. East meets West bullshit)

Well, The answer to both the above would be Dave!

and the link to the episode can be found Here.
http://www.proatcooking.com/episode5.html

Well, don't just read this and move on. Click on the link and click on the videos above. If you're gonna read the blog, you might as well follow the instructions. Gives you a better understanding of things.

So there you have it.
I,m gonna go watch some purepwnage and hit my guitar because jet to jet and Mr.Crowley are so awesome.

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someone's eyes when you are telling them how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?:
NONE hohoho.

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry?
REALLY angry huh? Well, i was really angry like, yesterday. lol I,m not gonna tell you why.

3. You are on a flight from honolulu to chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. you have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call?:
Dunno. Maybe Godma, maybe Vic, maybe Trini. Hmmm. I should totally like write a will now.

4. You are at the doctor's office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?: Guess i,ll live my life normally. But no. I wouldnt tell anyone. Till maybe the last day or smth. No point having them look at me differently. But i,ll like totally write a book or journal. It,d become a bestseller since its not often that people write books about their pre-destined death in a month. Then like. when i totally die, its gonna be a best-seller and i,ll be like famous. Of course, i,d become a dead millionare but as for whom would inherit my fortune, i gotta plan that out well.


5. You can have one of the following two things- Love or Trust. Which do you choose? Why?:
Trust. There is no true love without trust, i feel. (Annabelle's answer)

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?:
K like i totally love dogs and i,m always late anyway.. But. If its some crazy high paying job or my dream job, well... ah wthell. Its their loss anyway if they fire me.

7. You are unfaithful to your spouse/significant other. Do you tell him/her? Why or Why not?:
No. Situation wont even happen in the first place.

8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more then just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you do/say?:
Like seriously, i,d totally say. I told ya so. But like really. We,d have a good talk.

9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or why not?:
That would be my grandmother. If it makes my relatives happy, sure thing. But is there really a point? My grandma has been prepped for death for so long. She died naturally and she wasnt murdered or anything. No point in my opinion.

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?:
No. I am evil.

11. Does love = sex?:
Is this a trick question?

13. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say?
Like yesterday?

14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a friend, you love them or that you do not love them back?:
Definition of love. Romantics, then i love them. If we,re talking about friendship kinda love, then the latter.

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?:
I could say love, its important to me. I could say myself too, it might be my brain. Dunno...

16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them? Who were they to you?:
Er, when i was riding christmas cards

18. Imagine- it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?:
I think the Macdelivery guy just arrived. I mean cmon. Dark night, alone, raining = no 7-11. Mcdelivery = ) But if it was a mugger, i,d hope for maybe an adult or maybe Matthew. Oh of course...silly question. The police duh.

19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or why not?:
Well ya. Although i,m quite sure i wouldnt think of CPR. I would dial 911 straight away.

21. You are holding onto your grandmother's hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your reason for making the decision?:
Well, the ideal situation is i summon the strength to pull them up. Because srsly. A newborn....thats like 5kg? No problem for me at all. So once the kid is safe, i,ll just save my ah ma. But you know i really love my ah ma (the one whos not dead, well actually both of them) But shes been strong and she,ll understand. The kid still hasnt had a chance to live yet.

22. Are you old fashioned?
Nah. I play old school guitar though.

23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?:
Maybe everyday?or perhaps on the 23th

24. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?:
true love i guess.

25. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?:
Perfection

meh.

YESSS.

I GOT EVELYN AND CRABTREE BISCUITS =)

MARRY CHRISTMAS!

GG

Well, with this post, i don't know if my female readers will start hating me.
But i assure you. Its kinda entertaining and funny these videos.
and although its vulgar and degrading to women, please understand that the guy who created this doesn't really treat women like shit and its all done for sick comedy and he really doesn't mean it.

Now. Enjoy = )










Lol. This shit is hilarious.
"I'm like Jean claud Van Dam, But instead of fighting people, I have sex with them"

One day, i will become perfect.





the end

I think i,ll have some fun here.
Hehehe. All in the name of good natured fun guys =)

Yes. Fun with the ipersonic survey

Lets start with Remy!

1)Analytical Thinkers are reserved, quiet persons. - so thats why he mumbles.

2)Many mathematicians, philosophers and scientists belong to this type. - Explains why he wants to do science, but doesnt explain his math grade.

3)Analytical Thinkers therefore often give others the impression that they are arrogant or snobby especially because they do not hesitate to speak their mind with their often harsh (even if justified) criticism and their imperturbable self-confidence - we all see Remy's cynicism. I find it entertaining.

4)dry humour - at times. indeed.

ok now lets go to Ivan

1) Their enthusiasm and sparkling energy inspires others and sweeps them along. - He is a gay fellow.

2) However, they are sometimes somewhat too impulsive in dealing with others and can hurt people without really meaning to do so, due to their direct and sometimes critical nature. - Debate mode.

3) Idealists have just fallen in love, the sky is full of violins and their new partners are showered with attention and affection. - Hohoho

4) But, unfortunately, it soon becomes boring for them once the novelty has worn off. Boring everyday life in a partnership is not for them so that many Spontaneous Idealists slip from one affair into another. - = /

And now Jeanette

1) Sensitive Doers are gentle, modest and reserved persons - lmao

2) However, if their inner value system or their sense of justice is hurt, Sensitive Doers can suddenly and surprisingly become forceful and assertive. - You can't judo me!

3) Sensitive Doers like to work alone - - funny. shes been doing pw a lot hahaha!

4) if they are part of a team, they do not get involved in competitive or power games and prefer living and working together harmoniously and openly. - ah yes. explains the above.

5) they run the risk of being taken advantage of - no comment.

Well guys, in all done in the name of fun. Nothing serious here. I just thought of poking some sleeping ogres.

hohoho. So. I am influencial.
You may not know it.
But my informal discourse is already spreading.

People are starting to unconciously talk/type like me in their everyday lives "and stuff"

lol. I am entertained.

"This is the shit" = )

so like. I,m like looking at some of my friends, theyre pictures and stuff.
Xinyi,Yirun,Jarvis,Andrew,Chan,Dev,HT,Ricky,Peiwen etc. (lol i,m so srry that your names are here)

and then i,m like thinking.
Damn...these guys are old...
Then i think. Wait. I,m no longer 18 anymore.. Shit.
I,m getting old dear friends = (

OMG....I DIDNT KNOW WHEN I BOLDED WORDS IT BECAME PINK.
Dammit.. THIS IS JUST GAY

So i was wrong. This post isnt emo and angst filled. But the next one. Yes definitely, the next one.

Anyway, Stole this from Remy who stole it from Faza.

Its my turn and i am A ..... Dreamy Idealist.
So, i shall run my own analysis of their analysis on me and i concur with BOLDED phrases and recur with italicized phrases


Dreamy Idealists are very cautious (yes i am careful. But no overly cautious) and therefore often appear shy and reserved to others. They share their rich emotional life and their passionate convictions with very few people(truth). But one would be very much mistaken to judge them to be cool and reserved(truth). They have a pronounced inner system of values and clear, honourable principles for which they are willing to sacrifice a great deal. Joan of Arc or Sir Galahad would have been good examples of this personality type. Dreamy Idealists are always at great pains to improve the world. They can be (keyword is can)very considerate towards others and do a lot to support them and stand up for them. They are interested in their fellow beings, attentive and generous towards them. Once their enthusiasm for an issue or person is aroused, they can become tireless fighters(so far its pretty accurate).

For Dreamy Idealists, practical things are not really so important. They only busy themselves with mundane everyday demands when absolutely necessary(I am withholding the urge to pee so that i can finish this post). They tend to live according to the motto “the genius controls the chaos”(Indeed i strive to be a genius) - which is normally the case so that they often have a very successful academic career. They are less interested in details; they prefer to look at something as a whole(I am quite interested in Historial details). This means that they still have a good overview even when things start to become hectic. However, as a result, it can occasionally happen that Dreamy Idealists overlook something important. As they are very peace-loving, they tend not to openly show their dissatisfaction or annoyance but to bottle it up. Assertiveness is not one of their strong points; they hate conflicts and competition. Dreamy Idealists prefer to motivate others with their amicable and enthusiastic nature.(i like blackmailing people) Whoever has them as superior will never have to complain about not being given enough praise.(I dont really praise people that often)» Learn more about the Dreamy Idealist at work ...

As at work, Dreamy Idealists are helpful and loyal friends and partners, persons of integrity.(Not entirely true) Obligations are absolutely sacred to them. The feelings of others are important to them (i must agree)and they love making other people happy. They are satisfied with just a small circle of friends; their need for social contact is not very marked as they also need a lot of time to themselves. Superfluous small talk is not their thing. If one wishes to be friends with them or have a relationship with them, one would have to share their world of thought and be willing to participate in profound discussions. (indeed)If you manage that you will be rewarded with an exceptionally intensive, rich partnership.(lol) Due to their high demands on themselves and others, this personality type tends however to sometimes overload the relationship with romantic and idealistic ideas to such an extent that the partner feels overtaxed or inferior. Dreamy Idealists do not fall in love head over heels but when they do fall in love they want this to be a great, eternal love.(Not entirely untrue but it doesnt hit the nail directly on the head)

The post after this one is probably gonna be emo and angst filled.
you just wait and see in maybe 1 or 2 days time.

Anyway, it sucks being human.
Really.

I try being a good human.
I learn things from other people. Practice my skills and stuff.
But i find being a human lacking.

Why?
Water Elemental Summons are gay, Storm Bolt is gay, Fastbuild/repair is gay.
But i just dont tank!
I dont tower tank like bitches like sky and ToD. (Luv Sky btw)

So i try playing against a UD and that DK bitch just rapes me.
Coil Nova aint that bad with hp pots + invul but coil creepjack is so gay.
Then we have that gayass chain destroyer which just kicks HU butt.
I cant slow. My priests do shit and knights are negated.
Its so easy to expo harass too!
Scout me, Coil a peasant, skellies and thats it.

Then i try playing against ORC. But that gay BM just jacks my creep and items leaving me at lvl 1. Then the SH pops out and hex ensnare focus.
Well, it isnt that bad if i make it to tier 2 but BMs just ruin my early game so hard.

So NE? NE is tough luck. Why? Warden = Dead footies + dead AM.
and DH = no water elementals. Then dryads gay slow which do extra to my casters so i have choice but to get rifles which bears dh panda pwn.
I can choose to fast expo but that DH is so gay he rapes my peasants.
Then i have that dh harassing the shit outta me till Panda creeps lvl 3 and i get pwned by Breath of Fire.

So yes, i love my slow.
I live my bolt i love my fast expo militia creep.
etc.
But HU just sucks so hard early game against UD and ORC while dryads > foots.
Maybe i should experiment more with dragonhawks.
Miou and sky use them nicely.

gg.

i have changed the song to suit the madness = )
its so awesome.
Tommy Heavenly 16

I am the madness.
The madness is me.

How often do you do self reflection?
I take a good look at myself everyday.
In other words, i am always aware of the madness that consumes me.
What is my madness?
My madness is the kind that engulfs me when i,m alone.
When i have company, the madness conceals itself withing the hollows of my mind.
Its mocking laughter seeping out from the cracks and corners of my head.

When the madness attacks me when i,m alone, its like being in a room. I,m dressed in a suit, there is crappy jazz playing from the grammaphone. There is an imp of a demon in the room. He talks to me, sometimes, i brush him off, sometimes a little bit of hatred engulfs me.

I try to deal with this madness by hating things. It occasionally works.
But the good in me tears myself apart.
Therefore, i cannot continue hating things.

I,ll be honest. Sometimes, i embrace the madness.
Why? Because it makes me feel alive.
I would be an empty shell without my madness.
All my brilliance would be lost.

The fire is most stunning when its alight. Its flames lick the air and tantalize one's senses. Its intense heat rouses energy and burns with passion.

Take away this madness and the fire is reduced to cold,dark,ash.
Ash is dull, useless.

Therefore, although this madness hurts me, pains me, torments my mind, I embrace it.
After all, the world's geniuses are all insane.

I am praying. I am praying. I am praying for a letter. I am praying for an Email.
I am praying hard.

I am hurt. By a lorry.

I was like coming home today and it was pouring.
I had my umbrella , laptop and bag and was waiting for the traffic light when this speeding lorry zoomed past me and literally drenched me in road pee.
It was actually kind of cool apart from the fact that it was dirty water....

So anyway, Regarding the global economic crisis, Singapore might actually emerge out of this faster than the rest of SEA.
While other economies are internalizing so as to keep the employment rate up, Singapore is actually finding more business partners and establishing ties with more countries throughout the world, advertising us as the gateway to the asia pacific.

In other words, more MNCs will come to Singapore while the rest of our region shuts itself up.
Thailand is being stupid, Malaysia is being Malaysia, Indo is still developing its rural areas and even though we,re hurt too being the country most reliant on overseas exports, this weakness can be turned into an advantage.

Yup. Singapore definitely has the potential to be the 1st in SEA to get out of this crisis.