The post after this one is probably gonna be emo and angst filled.
you just wait and see in maybe 1 or 2 days time.

Anyway, it sucks being human.
Really.

I try being a good human.
I learn things from other people. Practice my skills and stuff.
But i find being a human lacking.

Why?
Water Elemental Summons are gay, Storm Bolt is gay, Fastbuild/repair is gay.
But i just dont tank!
I dont tower tank like bitches like sky and ToD. (Luv Sky btw)

So i try playing against a UD and that DK bitch just rapes me.
Coil Nova aint that bad with hp pots + invul but coil creepjack is so gay.
Then we have that gayass chain destroyer which just kicks HU butt.
I cant slow. My priests do shit and knights are negated.
Its so easy to expo harass too!
Scout me, Coil a peasant, skellies and thats it.

Then i try playing against ORC. But that gay BM just jacks my creep and items leaving me at lvl 1. Then the SH pops out and hex ensnare focus.
Well, it isnt that bad if i make it to tier 2 but BMs just ruin my early game so hard.

So NE? NE is tough luck. Why? Warden = Dead footies + dead AM.
and DH = no water elementals. Then dryads gay slow which do extra to my casters so i have choice but to get rifles which bears dh panda pwn.
I can choose to fast expo but that DH is so gay he rapes my peasants.
Then i have that dh harassing the shit outta me till Panda creeps lvl 3 and i get pwned by Breath of Fire.

So yes, i love my slow.
I live my bolt i love my fast expo militia creep.
etc.
But HU just sucks so hard early game against UD and ORC while dryads > foots.
Maybe i should experiment more with dragonhawks.
Miou and sky use them nicely.

gg.