So anyway, i found some interesting stuff online. Too bad you'll never find out.

One day, there was a rocket scientist named ali. He wanted to get himself a pretty girlfriend. Therefore, he went to this magical place called America . Now. Ali wanted to revamp his image to score with the chicks.First, he tried becoming a dashing military man. But the army wouldnt take him in because he was a foreigner. Depressed, Ali went to the hood. He wanted to become a musician
. But instead, what Ali found was this . Nevertheless, he realized that his new image brought him some girls. Of a different kind . However, Ali was satisfied. He got some booty but realizing that his girl blew all his money, Ali started to become desperate . Thus, what he did was engage in child trafficking . However, soon after, he got caught by the police . Ali was thrown in jail. He was sad. All his life, all he ever did was. When Ali finally got out of jail, he went to Singapore(no i am not going to post LKY's picture here lest something funny happens to me) and there, he hoped to earn an honest living . He heard of

some of the local beauties too thus, he went to mediacorp to find his beauty. However, Ali got lost and ended up bumping into a handsome stranger.

After bumping into that handsome stranger, Ali realized that he had . From that day on, Ali disappeared from the face of the earth. As for the handsome stranger? He went to America and there, he met his girlfriend

where the 2 lived happily ever after . THE END.

Ok.. so i was bored = )