Monday, June 29, 2009 9:52 AM
Stupidity is a blessing.
Stupid people, like being stupid. Its true.
Being satisfied with a mediocre IQ and dont even mention EQ and AQ.
The truth, is stupid people, gather with stupid people and they have fun.
I'll give you a scenario.
Girl A is dumb. Girl B and Boy A are dumb too! They dont know each other.
Now. Stupid people, can be rich, poor, popular, unpopular. It doesn't make a difference.
Whether you're popular or not doesnt change the fact about being stupid.
So, Girl A, Girl B and Boy A meet at a party.
Since they are stupid people, they think that the shit that they're doing constitutes of getting to know one another.
Sure, they are socializing. I mean, thats what everything is about nowadays isnt it?
Socializing, Networking bullshit.
So, they socialize and become friends.
Heres the difference. Stupid people, are irritating alone.
But stupidity, is overwhelming in a group.
Lets pretend that Girl A, Girl B and Boy A grow up to become Girl A, Girl B and Boy A. why are they still girls and boys? because they are stupid. But of course maybe they've already gotten laid. With each other of course, so i guess you can say that for Boy A's case, he's become a man.
So, Girl A joins this firm. Yes! Stupid people can join firms. No shit!
We assume that the boss is smart and the colleagues are average normal people.
Girl A pisses the hell outta the office. But its ok. The normal people form a bloc against her.
Now, letsay since stupid people are inseperable, Girl B and Man A choose to join too!
Oh no.
Now we have a stupid bloc. Stupid blocs are dangerous because like any bloc, they can absorb members. If there were a couple of stray idiots in the office, not related to Girl A ,B or Man A, they would be absorbed into the retarded bloc, and that bloc would grow. What happens is that numbers speak. Its the truth.
Thus, what ensues is what we call, "office politics". But then i prefer to think that office politics is stupid. Real office politics occur in very few places. Real office politics occur when stupidity is at its lowest in the office.
So anyway, The Boss is smart. So, he fires them.
But What if, the boss is stupid too? ( Yes. Stupid people can get good grades and can get promotions)
Oh no. I cant imagine.
So, the thing is, While stupid people end up being a nuisance to the lifes of others, they themselves dont feel the annoyance. The failure to comprehend more wordly goals apart from "eating chicken tonight" or "getting laid by 14" results in them being satisfied with their current position in life. In all honesty, you, if you're stupid, may have married a stupid husband, a stupid wife and had a stupid kid.
But hey, its family right? Thats whats important.
Bout time they implement some epsilon semi minus moron social classes, just for the retards out there.
Maybe keep them off the streets or smth. That way i could walk in the middle of the PIE in broad daylight.